508 508. Ferrum shock




'Huh? What's that?

 I got home on time, and no one had left yet, so I was wandering around the hallway at random, when I ran into Elsa and Emily coming back from the normal entrance, not the transfer room.

 They were an unusual combination, and it was unusual for them to come back from the entrance.
 More than that, the two of them were carrying a large amount of luggage.
 Elsa is also holding a large amount in a bag, but Emily was holding more than that, holding so much luggage that it would pile up on the ceiling to the extent that her body would be completely hidden.

 That package was--.

'Toilet paper?'
Oh, I'm back, Mr. Lyota.
Yoda, is that you? I'm home.

 Elsa was able to look over the large amount of toilet paper she was holding, but Emily couldn't and spoke to her from behind the 'wall'.

'You're back - that's fine, but why don't you leave that somewhere else first?'
Yes. Elsa, you're here.

 With Emily leading the way, they carried a large amount of toilet paper into the room they were using as storage and unloaded it.

 Elsa said, "Huh ......" and let her hands dangle and circle her shoulders to unwind, but Emily, who was half as small as Elsa and had more than five times as much to carry, was stunned.

'I'm home,'

 On the contrary, he smiled his angelic smile and said again, "I'm home," without showing any signs of fatigue.

Welcome home. More importantly, what's going on with this?
I'm afraid there might be a shortage, so I had to stock up.
Scarcity? What's going on? This - what happened to make it look like an oil shock?
I'm not sure about the oil shock ......, but there are rumors that genie attachments may be eliminated.
Dissolving with the genie?

 I've never heard the word before.
 I looked at Elsa, wondering what it meant, and asked her to explain with a glance.

'Felm is a dungeon, though.
What's it called, Ferrum: ......

 I twisted my head around and thought about it.
 That doesn't sound familiar.
 Ferrum ......f and e ......f and e?

 Fe...... iron?!

 I focused my attention on Elsa as she explained, thinking to look it up in the encyclopedia later.

 My "What was it? Elsa explained, taking it to mean in this world.

'It's a dungeon that specializes in dropping paper,'
The paper ...... ah.

 I saw a high pile of toilet paper, perhaps a decade's worth.
 Well, it's also paper.

'There's a rumour that a genie there got into a fight with a genie adventurer to get rid of his genie.
I don't know, it sounds like a lover's quarrel, doesn't it?

 It's not like they're even heteros*xual, or that it's just my imagination.

'It seems to be a very rare story. The cause of this time is apparently a 'personality disagreement'." "Is it really a lover's quarrel! Or rather, it's grounds for divorce!
'Oh, Mr. Ryota, you'd better not get involved in that, wouldn't you? The dissolution with the spirit is always a quagmire. Even that Mr. Neptune said, 'That's filth.'
'So we're divorced! I mean, maybe.
'Yes, because after it's resolved, the drops usually drop drastically or stop because the spirits sulk,'
I see. ...... and then you can go to ......
I have a pretty reliable source: ......

 Elsa said and smiled bitterly.
 I don't want you to get hit, that's what I'm saying.

 If that's the case, I wouldn't intervene, but ...... oh no, that's what happens.

 The spirits in our family, we have to make sure we don't offend them.

     ☆

 In order to pass on the rumor of an iron but paper spirit, I met Cliff at Lyota, a village of unique monsters, and told him about it.

'According to Elsa, I have a reliable source of information. I think it's a good idea to hoard the paper products now. The price is going to go up considerably.
Okay, thank you.

 Cliff, who is under our umbrella and who once rescued us from the Black Party, bowed deeply.
 He has friends to protect as well, he'll put the information to good use.

'Well then, I'm going back to the mansion.
'Oh, have you told Miss Margaret about it yet?
No. But she'll be fine. Those four knights are so good, you probably already know about them ...... and even if they're actually in short supply, you'll be able to procure them normally.

 The four knights who follow Margaret.
 Sakura calls me a 'cheerleader', but I think those four are much cheesier than that.

''No, that's not right,''
'What? But those four guys.
I didn't mean that, I just meant that you have to teach them.
Me? Why?
Just make sure you tell Miss Margaret about it.
Hmm ...... Well, better to do it than not.

 It's just a matter of time before it happens.

     Stars.

 Nifonium Dungeon, first floor--

'Thank you!'

 It was in Margaret, who produces air boxes, and when I told her the same story I did for Cliff, she was incredibly grateful for the tremendous momentum.
 She's looking up at me, her eyes glazed over and impressed.
 His face is also heartily red.

 I was a bit puzzled by the fact that he was more pleased than I expected.