"What's wrong with you!"

　a footrace, the first of a foot race
　Libekas and Magda won the first prize, and the hamsters fought well against their rivals, making them second and third, but not so bad.

　Perhaps it was because Jeanette was so happy all the time that she admired each player who had finished running, and I was under the illusion that I was doing pretty well.
　The team was surrounded by a nice atmosphere, and I was wondering if it would be pretty cool.

　Nevertheless...

"Well, I'm in last place..."

　As Loretta, who has kept his mouth wide open, said, our White team was now at the bottom of the list.

　Each team's score was posted on the extra-large scoreboard that Umaro worked so hard on.

　Blue team 629 points
　Yellow team: 569 points
　White team: 375 items
　Red team: 427 points

　The result was a terrible one.

　The Claremona waiters are leaving after posting their scores.
　This time, as the lord family cooperated fully with the management of the ward residents' athletic meet, all these miscellaneous tasks were handled by waiters and guards.

"Don't you let the lord down on you and leave it to him.
"You're not well-heard of, Jiro said.

　Estella comes to protest after hearing my unsatisfactory murmur.

"If you like, look at the rankings of foot races. I'm not mistaken in my calculations at all right."

　That's what I'm going to say, and I'm going to move up to the ranking table that the waiters were holding.
　The footrace was held in four categories: the under-12 division, the under-15 division, and the over-15 division, each of which was entered by 20 people entered the race.
　The first place had 10 points, the second place had 8 points and the third place had 5 points, and even the last place was supposed to have 2 points.

　If you take a quick look at the ranking table... I see. The calculations certainly don't seem to be wrong.
　The blue team, currently at the top, has won first place 29 times out of 80 races.
　In addition to the hunting guilds, dairy guilds running farms on the eastern outskirts were doing pretty well. People dealing with animals are not, after all, Date.

　The second-place team, Hwang, won only 19 times, but the last place was seven times, making points steadily by taking the second-place third place in every race.
　The Yellow team is dominated by hardware guilds and shops on the main street, but surprisingly, there are many beasts. Beast waitresses, led by Paula, are very popular.

　The third player, the Red team, has won 25 first place and is second only to the Blue team, but has won 38 last place.
　There are people who specialize in exercising, such as Delia, Gilberta, and river fishing, but the young church gangs and the gentle babas of flower guilds... no, obasa... big sisters, etc., are bad at exercising.

　And the White team is currently in last place...

"The number of times you won first place is seven..."

　They were overwhelmingly underscored.
　Unfortunately, I was in second place for the dead heat with the first place! - There were some scenes where I was in second place.
　The results were satisfactory for the excitement, but they were not accompanied by results.

　for...

"Because Ines and Deborah don't participate!"

　Both Ines and Deborah refused to enter the footrace!

`You said, "I'll do my best for the lord!"'
"I didn't say it!"
"'I suggest you refer to the conversation record!'

　I don't care about the fine expressions!
　Such a statement would certainly have been made!
　But they didn't run!

"I didn't run, and I didn't shake you!"
"That's the reason!"

　Oh my gosh!?

"I can't participate after I know I can look at them with such dubious eyes."
"I feel the same way. There was a dangerous person there, so this time I was able to wait and see."

　You fool me!
　Including that, the sports day! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

　d*mn... it's just a load of baggage, like a piece of hand that's useless at the right time.
　What kind of retaliation shall I take against my lord?"

"Didn't your last place get deducted points, Yashiro?"

　Sophie stands behind me in a chilly murder.
　Here's a sister there. Didn't you learn that you shouldn't carry a blunt instrument when you stand behind someone? Well, you won't be taught. You don't have to go out of your way to understand it by common sense, do you think?

"But you did a great job, didn't you?"

　Jeanette smiles as she tries to dispel the unsettling atmosphere that suddenly begins to drift.
　But... "I did my best."

"You don't get more points because of your efforts..."
"Soyu's lines are "de-yo" and "anchovies" after achieving results.
"Yes, Daze! You only got 2 points!"

　The Agehans, who finished second and third, are barking.

"Shut up, single digits of points..."
"The single digit is for you, too!"
"Then we're all together ☆"
"I'm afraid you'll be with me!"

　In the end, because of the combination, all the guys who were aiming for first place ended up in failure.

"...but miracles have also occurred."

　Magda dashes out to us hanging out in front of the scoreboard and says proudly.

"... the manager got the marks."
"I will!? It was a rule that even the last place would get two points!"
"...If you're not good at it, you'll be last in the next race."
"No way!? It was the last race!"

　Well, I'm sure. If it wasn't the last race, it would have been a speed that could have been overtaken by all the runners in the next race.

　In the final race, Medra, Gilberta, and Natalia were running dead heat, and Jeanette slowly went around the track almost on foot.
　At the end of the day, it had transformed into a competition to see how you could catch glimpses of wildly swaying breasts.

"... Come to think of it, have you seen a lot of Carl?"
"No, that's not the case! I decided to do nothing but Nikka!""Mr. Mormat was glancing at me."
"Oh, Loretta!? Oh, that's what I'm saying! Oh, that's true, Jeanette! I'm not at all!"
"The fireworks-makers both glanced hard at me!"
"Wait a minute! We're not... you know!"
"Yes! We're not that... you know!"

　I'm sure they're all of them...

"Don't you think it's rude to Jeanette?"

　I'm so dumbfounded that I make a complaint. Sophie gave me a cold look as if it were natural.

"Didn't you see it the most?"

　That's stupid, Sophie.
　What are you talking about?

　That's why.

"Genet".
"What? Yes,"
"Thank you very much!"
"Confession!"

　I think I should express my sincere gratitude because I've been staring at it!

"It's really horrible to deceive you when you've seen it!"
"It's the worst thing I've ever seen, brother!"
"Oh, my... my neck hurts a little bit..."
"You've been caught too much, up and down!"
"And who won the last race?"
"Did you not see anything other than breast milk?"
"…as expected of Jiro." He never shakes."
"Come on! Confession!"
"You guys, will you play silly games in your own position?"

　Estella orders the members of the White team who had gathered in front of the scoring board to disband.
　Hey! I was going to secretly replace '3' with '5'.

　We gave up space to the other teams who came to see the score and went back to our position.

"But only the White team has 300 points..."
"It makes me sad to watch it".
"…I don't mind. The difference from the top is 254 points. It's still possible to make a comeback. and here's a trump card."

　Putting his hand on the bearish Loretta's shoulder, Magda says emphatically.

"... Jiro, who doesn't fall for free, and the manager, who just shakes even though he doesn't fall..."
"It's not shaking!"
"...and there's Magda, the 'cute, dependable, most powerful team leader.'"

　The battle has just begun.
　I don't complain because of this score difference.
　Magda's expressionless half-eye tells the story.

"...and there's Loretta said.
"And don't do that! I'll be very active, too.

　Whether Loretta is active or not, the gap is certainly wide open. But it's too early to be pessimistic.

　The footrace was set to have more entries and lower scores so that many people could participate.
　It's to convince people that the ward athletic meet is something that everyone can enjoy.

　But it's different from here.
　It's a fierce battle for the select team.
　The score jumps up rapidly.

　In the next competition, the team will come together to aim for a high score!
　The next race is a bonus event where you can score solidly in the early stages.

"What was the next game?"
"It says "Typhoon's Eyes."

　Ines answers Mokoka's question.
　Ines, don't remember the program completely while you're talking about Ines. As expected, it's an occupational disease. It's the fastest.
　And Mokoka doesn't even seem to want to learn... is this the difference between a new waiter and a head waiter?

"Typhoon eyes" sometimes refer to the center of events that are causing great excitement..."

　Deborah stared at me and said,
　Stop it. You call people the cause of trouble. I like to sit on the sidelines a little out of the way or pull strings secretly behind the scenes.

"I don't know if there is a typhoon in this world..."

　All Bloom has an almost autumn-like climate throughout the year, and the existence of typhoons is doubtful. There is a possibility that Typhoon's Eyes, which I mentioned earlier, was translated only like that by Forced Translation Magic.

　In conclusion, however, there seems to be a typhoon.

"It's not observed every year, but it's a natural phenomenon that happens quite often."
"It's a phenomenon of atmospheric instability and huge clouds swirling around and creating storms, which are recognized as very dangerous."

　Ines and Deborah contribute such an explanation.
　They seem to be aware of typhoons for the time being. Knowing that the eye of a typhoon is swirling in a world without weather satellites... it's not something you can see with your eyes.

　...and it swirls so much that you can see.
　I wouldn't be surprised if anything happened in this world.

"If there's a typhoon, it's too early to talk about it. In short, it's like a 'swirl' race."

　I have explained and demonstrated to the people in the 42 wards in advance, but the people I hastily gathered as helpers don't understand the content.
　So I'll give you a brief explanation.

　The eye of a typhoon is a two-and-a-half-meter straight bamboo game played by five people side by side.
　There are five teams of five. A total of 25 players will compete in a relay format.

　The course goes back and forth 100 meters for 200 meters.
　However, there are two pylons on the course, and the first pylons go around with the eye stick of the typhoon in their hands, make a U-turn with the second pylons, and then go around the first pylons again to get back to the starting point.
　When they come back to the starting point, only players on both sides carry bamboo and pass under the feet of their own troops. The players on standby jump over the approaching bamboo.
　When they reach the back of the line, they pass the bamboo over the head of their own team and hand it to the leading player for a baton touch.

　Repeat this five times.

"In other words, the outermost runner has to be fast."Ines makes such an opinion.
　Rounding the pylon with a stick in hand means the player on the outer periphery runs the longest distance. That's why we end up with an Inesian view.
　Well, that's probably what any team is thinking.
　I mean, I'm sure my thoughts are stopped at that point.
　Experience has never been more telling than this.

"The eye of a typhoon is the innermost -- the person at the center is the most important game."

　People tend to look at the loudest things they can do, but it's the central players who really need to focus.

"Oh my God, if this player doesn't hold on to it, the diameter when he goes around will increase."

　When the center of the circle is swayed and the circle becomes larger when the center of the circle is pulled by the outside players who run with all their might. In other words, you're going to have to run more.

"The basic tactics of 'Typhoon's Eyes' depend on how the central players hold their ground and keep the circle small!"

　"If the center of the circle does not shake, the outermost player can run only by ""2.5×2×3.14""=15.7 meters with the length of the bamboo as its radius, but if the center player is pulled by 1 meter, the distance between ""3.5×2×3.14""=21.98 meters, which is an extra 6 meters."
　Including U-turns, the number of turns is three, and since there are five teams, it is simply calculated that 6x3x5 = 90 meters of loss. If you think it's a handicap for one hundred meters, you'll see how big it is.

"""The fast-footed guy hits the outermost part, and the guy who can withstand the power of that guy will defend the center to the core." That's the basis of this game."

　Also, it's important that players on standby don't get caught in bamboo. -- Jeanette, I'm afraid...

"Mokoka. What's the score for Typhoon Eyes?"
"I don't know!"

　...you poor waiter.

"... Ines,"
"First place has 50 points, second place has 30 points, third place has 15 points, and the last place has 0 points."
"That's how the waiter ought to be when he hits it. learn from it."
"That's impossible! I think the capacity of a waiter is proportional to the size of the milk. for the head of the Forty-second Ward, the head of the twenty-ninth Ward, and the head of the twenty-ninth Ward, Cindy, are all milky!"

　Well, Cindy was definitely big, wasn't she? I didn't mention it because I wasn't interested. It's a ukurinez frame, Cindy, Maruru.
　No, that's not it.

"The size of the milk is precious, but you don't defend your failure for that reason."
"But the head waiter of the twenty-seven wards is not very reliable, for he has no milk?"
"Well... it's been refuted."
"I can hear you, Mr. Obajillo!"

　Far away from the blue team, the voice of the head waiter, Nene, who is neither milky and unreliable.
　Apparently, I can hear you clearly.

"Oh!? Did you hear that edge?"
"Brother, the strategy meeting is going to be quiet...! ...and it would be troublesome if they asked me what I wanted to win."

　Mokoka is surprised and Loretta says things like asking for self-reflection... Loretta, that's all right.

　I beckon the players together.
The basic strategy of Typhoon's Eyes can be spread to some extent. Or rather, it would be better to spread it.
　If possible, it would be desirable to spread it like, "Oh, my God! It's spread by accident!"
　Because...

"Based on that 'basic strategy', I'm going to teach you a sure-fire strategy to kick them away. Everyone, don't express your voice or feelings. Quietly shut up and listen...

　Then I told the players how to win "Typhoon Eyes."





　I clenched my fist and raised my voice as I faced the players lined up at the entrance gate.

"Now, the twenty-five chosen "Typhoon's Eyes!"
"Before that, I don't like the name!"
"Yes, Daze! If you like, 'Typhoon Eye Member' Daze!"
"No, it's hard to say, so it's not good."
"Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh

　I've issued a manifesto to the members of the waiting line, but I can't help but feel demoralize me.
　We can't get together with a bunch of people, can we can't get together.

"""Yasilo, sir. Is this the right order?"

　Womaro looks uneasy in the proper order of arrival.
　I don't think he'll understand if he doesn't see the entry sheet...
In the entry sheet for Typhoon's Eyes, there was only a column in which the names of 25 contestants were written. That is, there are any amount of margins that can be changed later as to who runs and who runs first.
　I don't know if other teams are aware of it, but if you notice it, you can change the order of appearance and arrangement according to the situation, and you can command it in your own favor.

　Then came Estella, the head of the group, who seemed to have a keen sense of humor.
　in a relaxed manner

"Yasilo, the Blue team will win again and let us extend our lead."

　Don't run at me one after another.
　They must be genuinely fond of fighting. Until just before the event, they were whining about considering everywhere, but on the day of the event, they seem to be enjoying themselves more than anyone else.

　Well, that's probably how much pressure they put on them that doesn't fit their age.
　It looks like he's getting along well with his age when he's having a field day like this.
　It's really hard these days because there are a lot of big projects running at the same time. ...this guy doesn't often complain.
　If an event like this is a relief, it's the best thing to do it.


　But I'm not going to give you any slack.


"Don't bark at me when I lose?"
"Hmm. You're the last runner-up in the foot race, and you say that?"
"I'm sure it's Jeanette. It was later than me."
"I'm talking about my attitude and enthusiasm for sports."
`I'm second to none in a passionate passion!'
"You must be burning with passion, my dear!"

　A violent breast makes one's heart rough.
　It's only natural.

"But you were careless,"

　Estella says with a smile.

"Your voice was quite loud for you, wasn't it?
"Yes, I heard it too.""Yasilo, thank you for the hint!"

　Suddenly, Paula of the Yellow Group and Delia of the Red Group show up.

"I guess the explanation to the members who weren't at the demonstration got enthusiastic... but it was a mistake that didn't look like you."
"But now that you mention it, you're right." "We need to keep the center.
"Yasilo told me to change the organization, my friends. I'm stronger! Be prepared, Jillo!"

　"After hearing my story, I think I reorganized the team based on the ""basic strategy"" that they believe is a must-win strategy."

"Well, that's a handicap,"

　I frowned at them, and they laughed happily. ... Hmm, you guys are...

　I'll make one request to make up for it by pretending that I've failed.

"By the way, as you can see, I'd like to have Marsha join me this time..."

　We have Marsha in our team.
　It didn't go into the aquarium and is now held by Nicka, a guild member.
　Bulma was impossible, but she wore a gym suit over her.

　...isn't it getting less exposed!?

　No, no, but in terms of cosplay, it's quite a good job, yes!

　That's right.
　Such a mermaid, of course, cannot run or jump.

"Marsha is having a hard time competing in other sports, so I want to get her in somehow."

　There are exchanges, and Marsha is deeply involved in the construction of the port, which is currently being extolled. They'll want to let them in if they can.
　Especially Estella and Delia.

"Will Typhoon's Eyes mean that you don't have to run as long as you hold onto the bamboo?"

The rule of Typhoon's Eyes is that all five people must hold onto the bamboo firmly. Therefore, even if a fast runner runs away with a bamboo, it is against the rules.
　The team will be disqualified if all five players do not return to the starting point with the bamboo in their hands.

　There is no rule, however, that 'everybody must keep their feet on the ground.'

"Will you allow Marsha to participate?"
"Please~"

　Holding her in Nikka, Marsha shows her spoiled voice.
　Estella shrugs her shoulders, Delia shrugs her cheeks, and Norma and Paula look as usual with no particular discomfort.
　In short, he looks like, "This mermaid loves events in Hong Kong."

　Everyone knows Marsha's character, so the atmosphere of "Well, isn't it OK?" is spreading.
　Marsha is not particularly disliked by anyone, but rather liked, and no one will be nasty.

"I don't mind," As the leader of the Blue team and the chairman of the tournament."
"That's all right, too. I mean, Marsha. Don't bother Jillo?"
I didn't call it. Hey, Yashiro☆"
"We don't mind, either," Hey, Norma?"
"It's not a particularly disadvantageous offer,"Well, isn't it okay? Marsha didn't help me a lot."
"Wow☆ Thank you Paula and Norma~☆ Everyone loves you☆"
"Huh! Don't make a lazy noise, sea fishing! You can't try to conflate our darling with such obvious pretenses! Darling, you ★"
"Huh! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .."

　--and Umaro spouted blood, but Marsha was allowed to take part in it in a rather calm atmosphere.
　I mean, my request was accepted.

　All right, it's just as I expected. ...and now we can win.


"Then, the participants must enter!"


　The hostess exclaims and the players begin to move from the entrance gate to the track.
　Players line up behind the white line in front of the pylon course.

"All right. Then line up in the order I'm going to tell you, Magda."
"... well. The first race is--"

　Following Magda's instructions, players on the White team begin to line up.
　Each set and order seems to have been decided in advance, and the arrangement is going smoothly.

　I can feel the glances of my eyes here and there.
　Oh, I don't care.

　But if you want to see it, watch it to your heart's content.
　Anyway, I'm... I'm hiding the way to win the "eyes of typhoons."
　You should consider it with the stolen information...with a whiff

　Soon there will be five lines for each team.

　I'm at the back of the White team--in the middle of the anchor line.
　The anchors on the White team are Magda, Marsha, Me, Jeanette and Loretta from the center.
　Marsha is now carried on her back by Magda. He was gazing joyfully at the cat's ear shaking in front of him, picking it for a moment and being slapped on the bottom by Magda.

　Looking at the arrangement of the other teams, it seems, in the first place, that the formation was conceived.

　Each team's main players are different because five people run at the same time.
　Fast-footed people like Estella and Natalia, Paula and Norma are in the position to make the big turn outside.
　And the bragging power of Delia and Medra stands by firmly guarding the center. Are Delia and Medra anchors... for now.
　There is a possibility of change during the race. That's an uncertainty... Well, there's no one as sharp as Estella or Natalia in the Red and Yellow groups.
　Norma? Ha ha! If he was the kind of person who could judge strategies and the state of the war calmly, he'd have done it by now... and I've had a hard time of it. Let's divert it. Yeah. Or don't pull out the pipe during the competition. Be serious! Be serious!

　So the blue team with the sharp guy... oh, is the center of the anchor a lie?
　The blue team doesn't seem to be quite as good as it is in the power line. ...well, I don't feel like I can win against the guys in the hunting guild, but I'm inferior to the Magda of Uchi, Medra and Delia.

"Blue team, quiet!""Why, Jillo!"

　a barking uset
　However, he soon becomes quiet after being stared at by Medra.
　Phew, are you scared?

　The Blue team seems to be led by hunting guilds and other bad-looking people.

"...what are the worse faces than that?"
"...that's a bunch of cattle herders." I have had a connection with Magda on the main street before."

　Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
　Did Magda kill it when the cattleherd ran away with it? That's when you first saw Red Moya.

"...but you're too bad of a person,"
"According to our brothers and sisters, cattle herders don't get along very well with hunting guilds because of their competition for the meat market. I see hunting guilds from the same team as me."
"Really? We're on the same team, so it's more fun to get along with themselves.
"That's hard, I suppose, It's because cow herders look like they can't beat the hunting guilds. Hey, Yashiro☆"
"... No, Marsha. You don't have to look like that.

　Are there any differences even though we're on the same team? If you tickle around here, you'll lose your leadership... all right.

"Oh, Ines, Deborah! The first group in the blue group is "Not a Hunting Guild." You can do whatever you want."
``Why, Golwa!''

　The cattle herders on the blue team rise together.
　Oh, I'm scared.
　At the same time, however, the blue team of hunting guilds burst out laughing contemptuously.
　That was the decisive hit.

"Oh, you laughed and stopped hunting! The lead of the Blue team now has a big contribution from our cattle herders! Do you know what I'm talking about?"
"Oh!? I'm sure the Hunting Guild is the credit!"
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
`Present yourself!'
"Why don't you stop, boys?"

　Team leader Estella stands up and shouts at the rough Ossanes.
　Then, he glares at me like a demon.

"... palm-ro.........."
"I'm sorry, sir. I can't believe it's going to get so complicated... I just wanted to play with something a little shadowy."
`It's 'shadowy,' you say, 'pooo!'
"Oh, here!? That's great!"
"Natalia!"
"Very well,"

　Natalia stands up in a quiet voice.
　and glances at the raging hunting guilds and cattle herders in an uninflected voice.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me ask you one question. Do you want me to shut up? ...Shall I shut up?"
「「「「………………」」」」

　The Ossanes, who were once again making a fuss, sat down maturely with Natalia's eyes on themselves.
　I have a flat back.
　That's great, Natalia.

"Yasilo... I'll disqualify you for sabotage next time?"
"All right, sir. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .in the Forty-second Ward."
"Yes, sir," Not yet."

　I feel like I've heard something bad.
　I don't think we'll be forced to make up for them one after another... Let's hope it doesn't happen.

　Hey, spirit god, hello☆

　...that's all right.


　--and, in spite of his anger, his fighting spirit glared and his nose was puffed up by the good salt plum.
　All right. You guys can crush each other over there.

"Oh, my God... I've made you promise to cooperate with me.
"Well, the Blue team is winning now, so think it's a handicap."
"...they imposed me a handicap that would drag me on forever after that, by all means."

　the Estella of Woe
　It seems like a lot of work has been done. It's about putting them in the same team.
　However, I guess one of them wouldn't even resign. If I didn't participate, I would think, 'I wasn't called' or 'I didn't need it.'
　Wow... Mendokseye! I'm glad I'm in the west.

"Yasilo -- let me borrow one."
"Huh? Well, take it out of the pocketbook I've been lending it to meager amount of money.
"I'm lending you a lot more, aren'
"No, it's me, isn't it?"
"No, no, no! Can I tell you how much I've been running about for you?"
"Mr. Estella, I'd like to start the race soon, so I'd like you to talk about 'stay with me for about three days.'"
"Will you stop the malicious distortion?"

　The blue team leader turns red. It's purple, isn't it?

"Darling. Ah, Atashimo, I'll stay..."
"Now, start! Start the race right now!"

　Because Medra began to tell me how the 'dead body' was.
　Let's start the race right away!


"Then, the first runner, stay in position."


　The first five members of each team stand on the starting line at the waiter's signal.
　The rest of the runners who run after this are squatted down and on standby."Everyone! Good luck!"Yes!

　Jeanette screams next door.
　I'm glad you seem to be enjoying yourself.


　...well.

　Looking at the other teams, the blue team has Estella and Natalia, the yellow team has Paula and Norma and Medra, and the red team has Delia.
　These guys are going to lead this team of twenty-five... do you notice?"
　"Breaking the spell of my ""basic tactics"" and turning it into ""the fastest way to go around the pylon."""

　Should I give you a hint?
　The rules stipulate that players with bamboo should go around the pylon placed on the course.
　Now, notice it.
　Look carefully at what the rule says and what it doesn't.


"Then! Get where you are, ready!"

　--huh!

　The bell rang loudly and the first runners began to run all at once.