363 Additive-free 18 episodes in the sunny day on a rainy day



It's been a few days since the 41st leg event -- well, what was its name... well, for now -- ended.
 It was sunny on the day of the event, but since the next day it has been raining quite heavily. The climate really seems out of balance this year. ... It doesn't matter to me, does it? It just so happens, doesn't it? I can't take it anymore, like the BU guys.

"It won't stop raining,"

 Jeanette sighs as she gazes out of the window of the Yangtari-tei.

"I'm sure my underwear won't wash, and it won't change soon."
"That's not true!? I've prepared it for you!"

 Jeanette puffs up her cheeks at the monologue that leaks out of her mouth.
 If you can afford the number --"

"I wish you could share it with me".
"Now, Mr. Jiro!"

 What's the matter?
 I can't help but lose my words, perhaps because of the constant rain. I wonder if the number of people talking to themselves is increasing.

"I'm grateful for the rain,"

 Umaro is drawing happily with a huge sheet of paper spread out on the table of the Yodamari-tei.

"Children, are you? Work."
"Where you are working now!"

 I looked into the picture drawn by Umaro and found a map of the 41st leg. It's down the alley.

"We're going to redevelop the alley with the permission of the lord."

Immediately after "Isn't it nice?" and speaking of the "Street of Beauty" initiative in front of the 41st Ward residents, there was a discontent in the audience. especially from men
 However, the atmosphere in the hall changed completely when the women of the city, dressed in ukurinez costumes and transformed into fashion by the Natalians, appeared.
 At first, the ladies lined up there were not believed to be the people of her ward. He said, "I've never seen such a bare face in the 41st leg," and the atmosphere of "some fashionable upper class person" continued until their acquaintance proved that "it's true they knew me."

 However, as soon as I realized that it was the ordinary people living in my ward, the atmosphere in the hall was suddenly overwritten.
 The men were wondering, "Really... can I turn into such a beautiful woman?"
 The women said, "How did you do it? Tell me!"

 The conversation was swift from there.
 Instead of Ricardo, who had no subtlety, I explained the secret of their transformation with a bit of exciting elements, emphasized that anyone could make this transformation, and had the women who actually experienced it for half a day tell me how they felt. "Women Who Want to Be Beautiful"
 The participants were of varying ages and professions, proving that "anyone can be pretty."

"Well, let's make this "Street for Beauty" in the 41st leg!"

 The women were excited about my call.

 And the men who don't seem to have anything to do with it... well, I've seen it here and there, haven't I? The fashionable girls who have transformed themselves.
 According to Magda information, cheerleaders who supported the 42 wards of the big eatery competition were all beautiful women and always thought, "I envy you," "I wish you would be in the ward of Uchi," and "But I wonder if you were beautiful in the 41 wards..."
 Maybe it's because you've neglected to create an environment to nurture beautiful women.
 You've got to be there. a natural beauty like Osina
 I don't think we've left the 41 wards or run out of time and money to dress up as a result of continuing to put off work-related reforms.

 The 42 wards used to have jobs without money.
 Estella was just trying to keep her people in her territory. Even as his district grew poorer and poorer, he tried not to undermine the dignity of his people.
 A job worthy of all our efforts is very important that protects human dignity.
 It's hard not to have a job.

 ... well, maybe that's why there's so much workaholic in the 42nd leg.

 Anyway, after this, the festival held in the square with the giant statue of Beechshimeji (the forty-first leg name: the Statue of the Spirit) was successful, and the people of the domain seemed to have more expectations for new things than dissatisfaction with change.
 The bustle of the festival may have reminded us of a big eatery.
 The 41st leg was clearly changed.

"So now Oira is drawing a blueprint for "The Street of Beauty." After this, I'm going to make a miniature and adjust the overall balance."
"Ah, then, ummallow," Let me interrupt you a little about color usage."
"Is it color...?"

 I'm going to write the color specifications on the blueprint exactly as Umaro drew.
 By the way, we will delete a three-story building that seems to have been about to be built near the corner where the Fifth Gate enters.

"Hey, Mr. Yashiro!? The building has an important role to play in making an impact on visitors...!"
"I want you to do the impact a little closer".

 This oppressive building doesn't fit in the passage leading to the back.

"If you're going to build something like this, it's the entrance."
"No, no. Wouldn't it be easier for customers to enter if the frontage was wide?"
"It's the other way around,"

 If this is a shop, a wide frontage is easy to get in.
 But this time it's 'street'.
 If you set up a huge structure with a wide frontage and a sense of oppression in the back, people's feet won't go deep. It would rather keep them away.

By building a building that puts pressure on the entrance, you can feel that the width of the road is narrow, which is not narrow at all.
"Is there any merit that makes you feel small?"
"In contrast, you feel more spacious in the back, don't you think?

 The entrance gates to amusement parks are usually decorated with huge objects.
 It also serves to line up visitors, but it also includes visual objectives.
 Standing in front of the huge, oppressive entrance gate, you can see the open and bright inside of the park through the gate. "If you cross this gate, you'll find a fun place beyond," he said, adding that his expectations are high even before he enters.

 This is called the savanna effect.
 Well, roughly speaking, people tend to want to go in a bright direction when they're in a dark place, and they feel safe when they're in a bright future.
 In architecture, it is said that it is better to brighten the back of the corridor visible from the entrance than to light up the entrance.
 In many hotels, the elevator hall is used for calm lighting, and the corridor is illuminated brightly with indirect lighting of warm colors to dispel the anxiety of going deeper.

 People feel uneasy when the road ahead is dim, and when it's bright, they feel relieved. It's such a simple creature.

"So, put a big symbolic building at the entrance of the 'Street of Beauty' and design it so that the road leading to the back is wider and brighter as you go deeper. and lose two stories and towers."

 The store in the back is a secret, but I don't want it to be a dark road that spies like to walk on.
"Secret" is just a moody thing, and in fact, you have to walk and do as you feel safe.
 Anyway, it's women who pass there.
 It's a place where perverts should never have done anything wrong. Because images are important.

"And keep the back of the vertical streets that you can see from the entrance warm."

 Warm colors have a visual effect of making you feel close to each other.
 Walls at the same distance feel distant in the cold, but closer in the warm.
 Therefore, if you keep the wall at the end of the wall warm, you will feel that the depth is not so deep, and you will feel that the distance to the fifth wall is close, and you will be able to dispel the negative elements of "far away" and "mendoy to go."

"And when you go into the alley, make sure you see the cold colors as much as possible."Cold colors look distant. In other words, the larger the space looks.

 I want you to remember. The excitement of the amusement park I visited in my childhood.
 I was greeted by a huge gate, overwhelmed by its presence, and when I looked up at it, I could see the blue sky beyond it. an amusing space beyond the gate that gradually emerges as the queue advances.
 An open space expands, and bright music is heard, and you can see the guests coming and going first.
 And when you come to the gate, you can feel the expectation that something will start.
 the special feeling of being allowed through a huge gate that still gives you a sense of intimidation
 And an overwhelming sense of openness that you see through the gate.

 Didn't you want to start running without thinking?
 Even adults have that kind of feeling. no matter how old you are

"Anyway, I would like to ask you to open up the street and stylishly for the alley where the shops are lined up."
"Well, yes. The way to the store is already part of the product."
"It's one of the added values."
"Okay! I'll try it!"

 Saying that, Umaro happily begins to modify the blueprint.

"Beautiful Street" is a new short but wide street that runs from the main street to the fifth street, from which the alleys extend, making it look like fish bones from above.
 It's an additional street parallel to the long-standing street that runs from the plaza to the back alley.
 It is possible to enter the 'Street of Beauty' from the previous streets, but it creates a little bit of 'stiffness'.
 If a group of rude men hang around in front of a lingerie shop like you said, it's hard for girls to get into the shop.
 This "Street of Beauty" is the same, and I can never say "Don't come," but I would like to appeal to you, "Be careful there."

"Men would be envious of such a magnificent street."

 Jeanette's face is also enjoying the idea of a new and joyful street.
"What if there's a complaint or a complaint?" expresses such concern on the assumption that such a thing won't happen.

"...Magda will shut up."
"Yes. It's all right. Put away the masakari."

 If you talk big about creating a city for women, you'll probably complain about "preferential treatment for women!" or "disrespect for men!" but... they're simple and stupid... even if you don't take any measures, they'll accept you like "More beautiful women!"
 Well, we've taken steps to prevent any complaints.

"Isn't the "Street of Beauty" on the right as seen from the Great Square?"
"Well, and you're going to consolidate the old store on the left, right?"

 Humans tend to turn their attention to the things on the left when they are under unconsciousness, and to prioritize turning left.
 Criminals pursued by police are more likely to flee from the extremes of impatience to the left, and there is even talk of an increase in the arrest rate if they were to focus on searching the left.

 There are various reasons why it is easy to turn to the left to protect the heart, or that the center of gravity is naturally shifted to the left to balance because of the heavy organs on the right, but marketing practices have adopted this rule of 'easy to turn to the left' here and there, and it is showing tremendous power.
 If you look around you, you'll find cases where emphasis is placed on the 'left' here and there.

 Even in the 41 wards, the store is placed on the left side of the store, which is mainly used by male customers, so that they can shop as usual without any inconvenience.
 In addition, there have been quite a few vacant stores in the Fifth, and they have not been utilized, so we plan to eliminate the cramps and cramps by making effective use of them.
 If the savannah effect is incorporated and the alley is reformed, space will be sufficient, and the bad customs that have become a hotbed for people's consciousness will be dispelled.

"The 41 wards will change again with this land readjustment. They were enthusiastic."
"Well, you all looked forward to the birth of a new street, didn't you?"

 Jeanette, who was watching the event, smiled as if she was remembering the scene.
 Next door was Magda quietly clenched her fist. The expectations are probably about the same.

"From above, the streets of the 41st leg are beautiful."

 Jeanette says, looking at the blueprint drawn by Umaro.
 The 41 wards were originally lined parallel to the main street. A new street has been built there to run through the alley, making it a little square. It's still relatively beautiful in Kyoto City.

"I don't think I'll get lost if the streets are so beautifully lined up."
"Never mind. If similar corners continue... I get lost.

 How many times did you get lost in Kyoto?
 I've been wandering around with mopeds and I've been like, "Nijojo Castle again?" many times...

"Woomaro, name the street and put up a sign for me. I'm sure you'll get lost."
"Is your name... the first one?"
"No, that name will encourage people's feelings of election, so please give it a new name.
"Don't ask too much!? You can't name the street!"

 What an inflexible fellow!

"But you think of the official name of "Avenue of Beauty," don't you think?"
"Oh, I think Ricardo has put it up for the public contest."

 I don't think it's possible to name Ricardo. I don't have any sense.
 What's more, there's no way I can make a street name for women to look pretty.

"But that's what the 41 wards think." `at most, there's nothing like "beautifulness."'
"That's what Yashiro says sometimes, right? I don't think he has that idea..."

 Umaro looks at me as if my sense was devastating. It's very unpleasant.
 If I were to name it, I'd name it a little stylish like 'Belochet,' 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'

 In short, the name of the 41 wards must be the last thing they think of.

"Yasilo, are you there?"

 Estella came in the heavy rain with an umbrella without an overcoat.
 ...I know. After seeing Imelda's parasol shouted "So cute! So stylish!" among girls in the 41st leg, you're going out with an umbrella to show off (certain information from Natalia).
 But Estella.
 Umbrella and parasol are different.

"I came here in such a heavy rain to let you know the wonderful information. Are you happy?"
"Then I won't listen,"

 It's no good information at all.
 When Estella looks so happy, it's usually a time when misfortune falls on me. abominable

"Actually, there are only two possible names for the 41 wards of "Beautiful Street."
"I don't think you'll hear it,"
"No, no, I think you'd better ask. If you don't hear it, you'll regret it."
".........let me ask you to tell me,"
"Hmm. There's no show. Now I'll tell you."Still, Estella announces candidates for the official name, revealing her unflinching and insistent face.

"'Yasilo Avenue!'
"No!"

 Who in the world would have applied for such a ridiculous name!?

"Yes, it's amazing, Mr. Yashiro... to be adopted as the name of the street..."
"Because you didn't! I'll block you if you do!"
"...the moment Jiro made his mark in history."
`It's not carved, and it's not there!'

 My ideal life is a life in which I gloat about accepting a single profit by working behind the scenes of history.
 I'm not going to be on the front stage or manipulating the world behind my back.
 What is the name engraved on it?

"What's your idea, what's your playful name?"
"It was a fair examination,"
"Oh, I see," Ricardo's harassment... you know."
"No, no. Ricardo seems to have opposed it with all his might. `It's no good luck that such a bastard should be named in the corner of my forty-first leg!'
"And that's... you little fellow,"

 What, don't be offended by that muscle lord.

"But the woman who recommends this name never stops."
"A woman...?"

 It was Jeanette who looked surprised and questioned.
 If it's your harassment, I understand, but in the case of Jeanette, I don't think so. But I can't help but wonder that they are collecting women's votes.
 The women in that town must be terrified of me... after the big eatery.

"Your speech seems to have struck home,"
"A speech?"
"You know, I told you to inspire the women who joined us, 'You're so cool.'"

 ............What? Did you get stabbed? That kind of funny word?
 No, I told you to stab me.

"It seems that there are many men in the 41st leg who are not very sensitive to women. It was rare for the opposite s*x like you to praise women's beauty and affirm their desire to be beautiful."

 No, that'since...

"I heard that women flocked to the venue of the official name selection."
"Do you want me to adopt 'Yasilo Avenue'?"
"Yes, I've never seen such a large demonstration in the 41st district. It's in that city where there were many people who lost their jobs because of the hunting guild's preference, but they didn't give a word of opinion to the lord. Isn't it amazing?"
"It's amazing... I'm scared."

 What? Demo?
 That's it, or just name a few parts of the city.

"Excuse me. Is Mr. Jiro at home?"

 Just as I was feeling a slight chill down my spine, Becko came with a unique face.

"Don't be silly in such a tense situation!"
"Is this face a natural one!"

 Take off your overcoat, wipe the drops of rain off your glasses with your sleeves, and come to me.

"... Becko, my overcoat."

 Magda approaches Becko with her overcoat under her arm.
 Well, I'll have to hang my wet overcoat on the side of the counter.
 Magda became a full-fledged waitress????

"...there's a hook over there, so you can hang it up."

 --I don't think I can reach you any longer.
 Well, can you say that we can't help it against Becko? Yes, this is bad for Becko.

"Mr. Yashiro, I think it's better for you to review this store's system, which doesn't hurt you even if you treat it as roughly as your regular customers..."
"What's the matter with you, ummallow?" Which do you think is worse, Magda or Becko?"
"That's Beckos," There's nothing wrong with Magda."
"Mr. Umaro is certainly a member of the faction of Mr. Jiro..."

 When Becko's responsibility is unanimously passed, he begins to talk about his purpose here.

"But there is one piece of information that I would like to hear."

 After lightly refusing Estella, who I've been talking to, Becko sends me some crazy information.

"There was a request for an extra large illustration of Mr. Jiro from a civic group called 'The Association for the Study of the New Names of Streets' in the 41 wards."
"What!"
"Everything was urgently needed to appeal to the lord to recommend it as a symbol of a new street. He wants to put up portraits and statues of Mr. Jiro everywhere along the street."

 What a poor civic group...

"Well, you know what I mean, if I leave it as it is and 'Yasilo Avenue' comes into existence... ...my abs won't last...puk."
"You look happy, Chickshaw!"

 an Estella holding back laughter with a small belly
 He who amuses others' misfortunes always pays!
 For example, I'll make you name the breast-enriching beauty salon!
"""Petty Esthetics (La)" and so on!"

"It seems that he saw my work at an event the other day and asked me to do it."

 Becko had her illustrations drawn for Barbara's before-after comparison.
 Their speed, accuracy and lifelike performance really excited the audience.
 Hey, who made you do that kind of demonstration, me, chikyo.

"I was happy to receive a request from another ward, but I thought I had told Mr. Yashiro just in case, and decided to put it on hold until the street name was officially decided."
"It was a very careful decision for you,"

 This guy would have made a wax statue of me in his spare time.

"This may be a trifling concern as an artist... ...but it is regrettable that Mr. Jasilo's reputation should boom in a direction different from my will."
"What are you talking about?"
"Mr. Jiro is not a charisma of beauty, but a hero of liberation who leads the people!"
"It's neither!? What, what, I'm called the 'charisma of beauty' in the 41st leg!"

 Where they hang out, my portrait... I have to put Becko back in the ground to block her.

Becko, I've had some fun so far☆
"I have put myself on hold so as not to!? I beg your pardon for considering the last resort first!"

 But...The people in this town are too simple.
 It's not just the 42 wards, it's the 41 wards.
 The bottom line is that we've always been forced to put up with the stereotype of 'because that's what it is.'
 You're a little too dependent on someone who shows you a way out of the pain you've had to take for granted.

 It's all the fault of the lord who hasn't taken proper measures to improve his life!
 Think more about your people, you fool!
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 Oh my gosh!

"Ricardo's fool!"
"Something got mixed up and you got there, didn't you?" Well, I understand, Jillo."

 Estella puts her hand on my back as if she knew it.
 He looks like a friend, but he's often an enemy."

 Jeanette is the only one who can be sure to be on his side......no, wait.
 Jeanette is also my enemy under certain conditions.
 The conditions are... my wax image.

 This guy is trying to get and decorate my wax statue.
 When I hear that my statue or portrait will be set up like this, I'm sure you'll see it with sparkling eyes.........glance.

「…………」

 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 Jeanette's face, which she had peeked at, seemed somewhat dissatisfied and slightly sunk.
 Oh, my cheeks are puffing up. ... withering. ... ...It bulged up like a flash.

 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"Genet, dissatisfied?"
"Whoa!? Oh, no, you know...!"

 I called out to Jeanette, who was looking down, and she nodded unnaturally in a panic.

"...yes. A little bit."

 What a surprise!
 This guy said, "Well, let's all go and see the statue when it's set up. I'm going to make a lunch box."

"These feelings -- if they were true, they shouldn't have themselves.

 His big eyes glanced at me and immediately ran away.

"...if we were to decorate the statue of Mr. Jiro... we would like this sun-dormouse."

 I want to monopolize... Is that so?
 Well, I won't let you put it anywhere!

"…Magda disagrees. Jiro belongs to the 42 wards."

 Who's the one?

"Yes! I feel the same way,"

 I can't sympathize with you.

".........yes, sir. I'm sorry, but I understand a little."

 You too, Jeanette.

"Oira agrees with Magda!"

 Don't come in. Draw a blueprint.

"Yes. You've become a man of considerable trust to the people of your domain."

 Estella grabs me by the shoulder with a proud look on her face. pound

"Do you remember what I said before?"
"'I wish I could grow up to two centimeters already,'"
"I didn't say such a thing!"
"Then show me your 'conversation record',"
"Say . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"'…………' handsome,'
"No! Never! Never! I can assure you! Now somebody put the Spirit's Judgment on me!"

 You don't have to deny it with all your might.
 That's a scene where you should have a cute attitude like, "Maybe I've said it before, but... I'm embarrassed." by all means

"I once told you to do good and win the trust of the people in town."

 I wonder if you said that.

"You carried out what I said with honesty. and, as I said, you have increased your confidence."
"Tell me..."
"If you think that my advice has inspired you to add color to your life, you are proud as a lord."
"The bust top is lower than anyone else,"
"Why don't you feel better unless you say something unnecessary?"

 That's because you're always talking rubbish.
 But I wonder if I've gained trust by doing good things... Everyone's just being fooled. As proof of this, if I were willing to do so, I could scam all the people of the 42 wards at once.
 It's a conventional trick of fraud to trust and get into your pocket.
 You're all underwater, all of course. If you're off guard, you'll take all your money with you.

"Anyway, I don't think it's very desirable for me to use Jiro as a group. You see, Jillo belongs to the 42 wards."
"So you, the lord who is supposed to be a public servant, are you a public thing, and
"Oh!? Who's the public servant! Come on!"

 I don't own it either.
 Don't hide your little milk.

"So I told Ricardo quite clearly. "'The right to portrait Jiro is here, and if you use that name, make sure you bring the royalties to [Jiro himself]
"Does Ricardo come to me every month saying, 'Thank you for letting me use it, Mr. Obajillo?'
"I don't think 'Yasilo Avenue' will be adopted because they said 'I'll use my authority to crush it'."

 I don't like it that much, you come down to me every month. What a hot‐tempered lord!
 However, Ricardo's ability to oppose the plan is admirable. If you say that, Ricardo will absolutely crush you. ...yes. Estella has raised her hand."But instead you're being challenged..."
"'Think of an alternative name,'"
"Or, 'Consure the people of the 41 wards to adopt the name I thought of.'"

 I wonder if the other of the two finalists is Ricardo's... it's a good race, isn't it? The lordship and the pressure of the civic group are the result of the hard work, man.

"... and I don't want to hear that, but what's the name that Ricardo came up with?"
"...because it's a street for building a city where women become beautiful."...It's a street where women become beautiful."
"Phew!"

 I wonder why.
 The moment I heard it, my stomach began to ache. This is the stress...
 It comes from too fast a ball, and in the first place, why is it abbreviated... and when it comes to bad language... "Jokigai..."

"Wasn't there any law that says it's OK to strike a lord with a rather large rock?"
"I'm really sorry, but I don't have one. for there are good lords."

 Estella shrugs her shoulders as if she were implicitly saying she was.

 Well, that's all right, and in order to make Jiro Avenue give up, you have to convince him that it's just as bad (it's troublesome to turn it into Chinese characters). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .It'

"Then why don't you come up with another idea and have it adopted?"
"Well, Jeanette... the name of the street isn't something that pops up when you're told to think so easily."
"Oira, you told me to name the street without hesitation!?"

 Don't get carried away by the past! You little man!

"But I doubt if the civil society will accept the proposal that we have made in other wards."
"But if you have any positive feelings about Mr. Jiro, wouldn't you listen?"
"Sweet, Jeanette,"

 It's not about affirmation or anything like that.

"Most of the opinions of those who conspired have already been decided."

 a stubborn will that does not budge enough to change someone's mind
 No matter how much the discussion is made, the discussion is parallel with the conclusion. There is no other way but to compromise or abandon it. That's often the case.

"They can't accept 'the denial of their opinions' itself."

 The kind of people who would drink the eclectic idea wouldn't press the stupid name of 'Yasilo Avenue' in the first place.
 ... d*mn, I think I'm going to burn some calories.

"...what about Loretta?"

 Suddenly Estella says something like that when the silence falls on her strange tiredness.
 I look around the store looking for Loretta, but she's not here.

"Isn't he still in perfect shape?"
"No, I'm quite well now. Now I'm going to help the church."
"Church?"
"Yes, Teresa-san often comes to see me these days, but the weather is so bad that I can't use the playground equipment..."
"...so I was asked by the Sister at the time of the donation this morning. Children's playmates... I want them to be targets for relieving stress."
"It was a formal request, of course?"

 Of course, he was summoned to play.
 I don't get hit by octopus...it'll be close to me, though. in a jumble

"Actually, Teresa's eyes have improved a lot."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, thanks to Regina's medicine and Jiro's thoughtful menu."

 That means your cooking is included, but why don't you leave it out, just your own achievement.

"Well, that's good. I think I'll really get well."
"I suppose you're recovering,"
"I don't doubt it," But I knew it. "Well, I'm glad to hear that."
"...so Loretta felt sympathetic about the fact that she had fallen from malnutrition, and wanted to take care of her near Theresa."
"I see. It's like Loretta. ... Yeah, I think you've come to think about eating properly."
"Oh, I'll probably never go on an easy diet again."

 When I saw Loretta watching Teresa, I was convinced.
 He knows what's important to him.

 As I was talking about it, the door of the Yangtari-tei was thrown open.
 The sound of wind and rain flows into the store.

"Oh, I'm talking about it.

 Looking back at the entrance, Estella's expression hardened.

 Rumor had it... that was exactly the case, but it was one word before me.

"I heard that Mr. Obajillo is here,"

 Nearly twenty women entered the Yodamari-tei.
 a group of people dressed in their own style of very thick makeup, thick hairstyles, and flashy colors.

 These guys are--

"We are members of the Society for the Study of New Street Names."

 It seems that

 What did you come for? Seriously.........