She is sixteen years old.
　I'm a swindler.
　a dirty man who deceives others and feeds his own pocket That's me.

　Hey! The very hot trick I'm going to introduce to everyone today is... ...Here!

Deadline Technique!

　You're not good at fraud these days! It's hard, isn't it? You're losing confidence, aren't you?

　But it's okay!
　With this technique, there is no doubt that people will be fooled for fun and your confidence will soon be restored!
　Now you're a top swindler, too!

　Huh? "But you need difficult knowledge and skills."
　You think so, right?
　But that's not the case at all.
　In any case, this technique only requires adding a certain word when introducing a product.
　It's easy for everyone to do, and it's extremely effective.
　That's the Dead Line Technique!

　Now, if you want more information, transfer cash into this account. Right now! Hurry up!


　...while I was feeling depressed, I had a refreshing salesman-like vision in my brain, and I was able to spend a long time shopping on such a sunny afternoon. lunchtime

　If there was a TV shopping program like this... I'd say this clearly.
"A guy who tried to cash in on this technique. You guys are being swindled."

　That's not it.
Deadline techniques are a way of making people buy products by embedding the threat of "I'm going to lose money if I don't buy them now!" under the other person's unconsciousness.
　To put it simply, "Limited time!" "Limited quantity!" "Double Saturday and Sunday!" ... Oh, no. "Half price on weekdays," yes. That's the sort of guy.

　Well, the easiest thing to understand is, "It's only half the price now!"

　It's a product that I've never looked at before, but when I'm told that it's only half the price now, I get interested in it's interesting. That's the sort of creature a human being is.
　Even if it's 'only selling things that are profitable even if they're sold at half the price', it's worthwhile to be told that it's half the price.

　It's often the case that ready‐made meals and boxed meals at supermarkets are halved rather than thrown away. In Tokyo, just throwing it away can cost you a lot of money.
　Even so, it's very heartbreaking to throw away food.
　Even if it's rotten and you can't eat it anymore.

　So, in order to avoid that, I'm going to get rid of all the rotten ingredients that are piled up in front of me right now!

　I'm now in the pantry of the Yangtari-tei.
　We're going to make and sell special dishes that use all the ingredients in here, such as, 'It's almost out of date...'
　Hey, it's all right!
　I'll never fail this time!
　I have a Dead Line Technique, and most importantly, my target this time is...

"Come on, Umaro! Come on! I've been waiting!"
"Ya, Mr. Jiro... your face is kind of scary."

　Feeling the presence of a woman, I move from the pantry to the dining room as fast as I can.
　I was probably above the speed of sound at this time. That's how quickly we moved.

　It's all to see this -- the duck of the King of herons -- Umaro.

"I have something to recommend to you today! Please eat it!"
"... because when Mr. Jiro says, it's usually bad... Magda-tan, I'll have an oil daily set meal!"
"Wait a minute! Well, don't be in such a hurry and listen to me. Forget about Magda now and just look at me!"
"Ya, Mr. Yashiro... something, that... disgusting."

　I hug her by the shoulder and show her to her seat.
　It's a friendly physical contact.

"Hey, Jiro! Close! Close!"
"Don't be so nasty. It's between you and me, isn't it?
"...Jillo and Umaro... ...Kimoy."
"Magda!? It doesn't matter if you're Oira!? Oira, you're totally involved!"
"I see. I don't think that fox is a bad guy... memo."
"Why do you even have Regina at times like this? She doesn't usually appear in public!"
"A fox man... if you despise a woman's intuition, you're a fool?"
"It's a mistake to make her work, is it a woman'said he.

　It was a very precious and smooth conversation scene between a shy Regina and a woman who was too nervous to speak properly in front of a woman, but for me it was no problem.
　It's important to get Womaro to buy what he wants.
　"In other words, the name of the ""Running Rice"" set meal is ""Running Rice""!"

"I came up with a new menu. We've also started a campaign to help the new menu spread quickly."
"I wonder why... the more Mr. Jiro stresses, the more suspicious he stinks..."
"Hmm... I wonder if I can keep that attitude when I hear these words."
"What is it?"
"'Just now, half the price!'"
"The smell has doubled!"

　Why!?
　My prediction was that at this point Umaro would have ordered "Half price! Then I'll have four!" or something like "Running rice!"?

"Well... Oyla, after all, daily..."
"It's so delicious! And 'only half the price now!'"
"No... so it's a daily change..."
"And it's a good deal! It's 'half price now!'"!"
"... Mr. Jiro? Will you listen to me?"
"What? Why? ... "Only half the price now?""I didn't say it!? That's hallucination!"
"Oh, if you look closely, there's a look on your face that says, "Only half the price now."
"What kind of face!"
"'...I'm done with this fight... ...half the price just now.'
"You're not good at all, are you?"

　It's weird!?
　That's weird!
What's wrong with Dead Line Technique?
　d*mn it! That TV shopping was fake!?
　Oh, no. Is that a story in my brain.........

"Oh!"
"--? What... what's the matter, Mr. Jiro?"
"Well... I forgot to tell you."
"What is it?"
"It's only half the price now."
"I didn't forget to say that!? Rather, that's all I said! What's wrong with you?! Isn't it just half the price today that I always use to guide you to that atmosphere?"

　I can't believe you're being pointed out like a woman......
　to the omaro, the duck of the King of herons, who seems to have dug a hole underneath the bottom of the exploitation pyramid, or been born only to be exploited...?!?

"Is there anything better to recommend about the food?"
"'It's half the price now,'"
"Other than that!"
"Well, you know, what do you call it, what do you mean, what do you mean... if you think about it difficult, you fall into deep water... but if you ask me if I can talk easily, I'll worry again... I mean, what I can say now is... 'half the price now.'"
"Who is it? Something is wrong with Jiro!"

　Umaro is right.
　I'm strange.
　What's the matter with you?
　It's nothing like a technique. It's just blackmail... blackmail.
　It's not my style.........but...

"But I want to win!"
"To whom!"
"To myself! To myself, 'Half the price now!'"
"Yasilo, isn't it half the price?"
"How about that!"
"I don't understand it, do you want to give it back?"

　Hey! You're so loud!
　All you have to do is eat the food I recommend by my speech skills!
　If you fall for my fraud, everyone will be happy!

"Well... I understand now." I'd like to order what Mr. Jiro says."
"Really?"
"...I've lost it,"
"I won! I beat you!"
"...what is it?"

　This thrilling emotion! Pleasure! Feeling of accomplishment! Feeling of fulfillment! Screaming!
　This is it! This is what I was looking for!
　Haha! Haha!

"... Womaro.

　Magda passes by me screaming at victory.
　Then he stood next to the womalo and bowed his head.

"…I'm sorry. Only to-day, therefore."
"Ma, Magda-tan... "Pecory" of Magda-tan, at such close range!"
"... Jiro, you've been doing a great job lately...
"Of course! Oh my God, I don't care at all!"
"...Maybe it's because sales are slow... Magda's efforts are insufficient..."
"No, that's not it! Oh, that's right! I'll show you the evidence!"

　Umaro points to the most expensive menu on the wall, at the far left.

"Oira, today I'm going to eat 'Yodamari-tei Kaiseki~Saiari~'!"
"... all right?"
"It's cheap if Mr. Jiro gets well now!"
"... 'cause that's good, Jillo."
"What? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."

　The flame in my heart that had been so burning was extinguished in an instant.

　I'm ashamed of myself!
　Being stubborn just because it doesn't work, and not even a technique, in a way that's not smart at all......
　I can't believe Magda and Umaro cared about it."

　If there's a hole, I'd like to bury the womalo, dig another hole, and then go in!

"Magda . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ." Now... I won't do this."


　It was a complete... ...my defeat.

"Oh, that Mr. Jiro... "I'm sorry..."
"...this is a big deal,"
"I'm really sorry, both of you!"
"Yasilo!? What's wrong with you?"
"Especially Umaro! Sorry! Sorry!""Don't do that! Don't apologize like that!"
"I'm sorry that I'm about to impose a dish made of almost rotten ingredients!"
"You meant to do that!"
"Yes! I was going to!"
"I apologize! I sincerely apologize to Oira!"
"...Woman. It's only today."
"Ah! Magda-tan is so nice! I'll forgive you!"


　The sky was high, Womaro seemed happy, Regina scribbled carelessly, Magda went back to work and didn't even have a conversation... ...I was thinking about myself a little bit.


　I... ...isn't it for a swindler?


　Oh my gosh...